Mangoes are all over the place when they're in season so you're a crazy person if you buy them at a grocery store. Sara hooks me up from the tree in front of her Snow White cottage in Kaimuki. Kevin too from his neighbors in Haleiwa. With this 5 gallon bucket of goodness, I'm going to make friends with all my neighbors that put up with the joyous sounds of my muffler-less car.
Did you know some people are dramatically allergic to mango sap and pollen? And that their faces can swell up to ninja turtle proportions? Be careful about changing in the same room as them because you can't tell if they are asleep or awake, or if their eyes are open or closed. You can ask Will Johnston all about it. I think he received this allergy as punishment for denying my hand in marriage and abandoning Hawaii for LA. I sent him these pictures to haunt his dreams.