Me: "Waxed Jambu. They are from Southeast Asia."
Customer: "Waxed what...?!"
Me: "Same family as Mountain Apples"
399,384 customer to ask: "What are these red things?!"
Me: "Waxed Jambu. They are from Southeast Asia. Same family as mountain apples."
Customer: "Waxed what... ?!"
Me: "Oranges"